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Chaos University

The world's premier institution for Professional Incompetence, Corporate Gaslighting, and Technical Debt.

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Select a path to ruin your career.

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School of
Spaghetti Code

Home of the eXtreme Go-Horse Methodology. Learn to deploy on Fridays and blame the intern.

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Business School

Learn the "Concept of Ownership" (working for free) and how to schedule meetings that could be emails.

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LinkedIn Fiction

Master the art of "Fanfic Corporativa". Turn a coffee spill into a leadership lesson.

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Quantum
Coaching Center

Reprogram your DNA to become a millionaire. Learn to blame the "Universe" for your debt.

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Academy

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Divinity School

Solve technical debt by moving sticky notes from left to right. Master the art of the 3-hour "15min Standup".

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GLOBAL SYNERGY AWARD

For outstanding achievement in scheduling meetings that could have been emails.

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